Once they're at that point (you may have to gently cook and gently flip them one more time before they get to the handleably delicate stage), you can […]

a jaundiced judgment

My farand friends farewell ! so near my heart, / My dowsome cow, my good old mare, and cart !

Some local teens have taken to calling the weekend tourists FIPs--short for Fucking Illinois People. One can even buy a FIP T-shirt in, of all places, a New Buffalo clothing store owned by radio comedian Steve Dahl.