He [Clement of Alexandria] ſhewes alſo that it is better (if a man do drinke) to take wine at ſupper than at dinner, yet a little modicum ….

I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.

Elizabeth, daughter of Henry VIII, was baptized and confirmed at the age of three days.

In terms of tonal errors, another common mishap is the maudlin sobfest—an essay that's foolishly and tearfully sentimental.