The naturalest way is the best way, and the naturalest way is your own way.

a wrinkled old man

You can get about as much from a Model-T/Stripped and forgotten in a sage arroyo/As you can from asking the blue peaks over and over: Will something old come back again tonight?

I dunno. He's carried this one on since Halloween. I'm starting to think the lie was actually the 'straight guy' role. I may have a crappy gaydar, but having faked heterosexuality before, I feel like I should be able to recognize it.