The tragedy was that the narrator, lacking genophilia, or love of children, should have got his wife with child.

He said the best thing that ever happened to him there was one time when he managed to fuck a chick he smaaked through the bars one night.

I find it rather strange that someone who posts insults about Americans does so anonymously from a US Account. Sounds a little like another disaffected ex-pat who likes the life style too much to go home.

When you have the balls to post under your own name you can call other people cowards. […] If someone happened to be posting insults about Americans from a US account onymously, would that someone no longer qualify as a disafftected, damned, detestable rebellious expat?

Right sorrowfully mourning her bereaved cares.