[…] it was protection against the anorexic dementor standing in front of me.

Born in Chicago on April 9th, 1926, he was the son of Methodists, served as a noncombatant in World War II, earned a bachelor's degree in psychology at the University of Illinois and didn't lose his virginity until he was 22.

Nouns should never be verbed.

This species of snake will only attack humans if it feels threatened.