Encouragingly, sales of no or low-alcohol beer are up 30% since 2016 and “nolo” alcohol is set to be one of the driving trends of 2020, although I am sure trends are being reviewed in the light of the pandemic.

‘Chicken salt. That′s all it was. He wanted chicken salt and he got ordinary salt and so he whinged at me.’

The tyrant proud frown’d from his loftie cell, ….

There I'll sup / Balm and nectar in my cup.