Definition of a friend: One who walks in—when the rest of the world walks out.

So he the fam'd Cilician fencer prais'd, / And, at each hit, with wonder seem'd amaz'd.

Romeo said he was excellent in math, although when I gave him a math percentage problem, he couldn't do it, because their 3-hour a day tutorhadn't gotten them that far, yet. I'm such a devil, but they were gracious little something-somethings the whole time.

[T]he women will wear cashmeres, and then men will drink champagne.