I have no name: / I am but two days old. / What shall I call thee? / I happy am, / Joy is my name. / Sweet joy befall thee!

You can explain it until you're blue in the face, but he will never understand.

It was in the ninth century that a systematic approach to feng shui was compiled by a scholar named Yang Yun-sung based on observable phenomenon such as the natural formations of land. Yang lived in the province of Kuang-hsi, in southwest China, one of the most spectacularly scenic regions in the world. Its fantastically shaped hills and meandering rivers have been celebrated by Chinese painters and poets for centuries.

I am bending to my desire to eat junk food.