He’s just a Plastic Paddy singing Plastic Paddy songs. I’m a Plastic Paddy pub that they call The Blarney Stone. There’s plastic shamrocks everywhere. There’s Guinness and green beer. And a sign in Gaelic above the bar which says “God Bless All Here”.

“We’d have to play outdoors though,” continued Kenneth. “Don’t you see it’s raining.” ¶ “Gee, we can play Roly Poly,” argued John.

Turn all those lights off. It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here!

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