His statements were quite rational.

Are you trying to pull my leg? If I say 'No,' will you tell me that in that case I shall be very hungry by bedtime, or something? I suppose that old chestnut has just got round to your club. Have you been electing Noah an honorary member?

His left leg was blown off after he stepped on a mine.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales.