― I wish trolls could be banned from the forum immediately, without any discussion. ― This!

The barbers afterwards rub Shea butter well over those billiard-ball bald heads, and presently the unseen forest springs up, and heavy crops of capillature result.

I have argufied the topic, and it wou’dn’t be pratty […]

Drink ev'ry letter on't in stum, And make it brisk champaign become.