The Hammers knocked off Arsenal on the strength of a 78th-minute tally from Jarrod Bowen.

The record of his marriage in the Register of Christ Church Parish, Middlesex Co., reads as follows: Nicholas Payne of London & Mary Hackney Native Marryed 17th Xemb [Dec] 1687.

The politician gave a somewhat abstract answer when asked about their plans to cut spending.

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