For my clothes being but a threed-bare fuſtian caſe vvere ſo meane (my cloake onely excepted) that the Boores could not haue made an ordinary ſupper vvith the mony for vvᶜʰ they ſhould haue ſold them; […]

He scarcely knew a single soul in the metropolis: and were it not for his doctor, and the society of his blue-pill, and his liver complaint, he must have died of loneliness.

Um, I don’t know.

A strip-club owner reported that several AFL players once struck a deal with a stripper to tag-team sex with her, and offered extra and offered extra money to urinate and defecate on her as part of their 'bonding' (Halliday 2004).