Many are called, but few are chosen.

I got the thirsties for some Oakie TruFerm.

I think a move to Sandland would be in order for someone here....

All that Waloddi Weibull, a Swedish physicist, did in his pioneering reports No.'s 151 and 153 for the Engineering Academy in 1939 was to add a “small a” to the c.d.f. of the exponential distribution, and what a difference it did cause! Nowadays we refer to this operation as Weibullization.