The newspaper started a telemarketing campaign to boost its subscriptions by calling non-subscribers.

[T]he Chicken had been tapped, and bunged, and had received pepper, and had been made groggy, and had come up piping, and had endured a complication of similar strange inconveniences, until he had been gone into and finished.

Let a bleak paleness chalk the door.

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