squirrel friend

god has black friends and gay friends and squirrel friends. god has sex & pardons herself. god runs naked in the rain and pees in public. god doesn't have hair or a gender.

There are nine squirrels who come to call on us, but only seven have names, and only five are very intimate friends, the others being merely acquaintances. I have my particular squirrel friend who attaches himself to me, and, strange to say, my husband's particular squirrel friend is a lady!