conspiracy theory

England has had quite enough to do in Europe and Asia, without going out of her way to meddle with America. It was a physical and moral impossibility that she could be carrying on a gigantic conspiracy against us. But our masses, having only a rough general knowledge of foreign affairs, and not unnaturally somewhat exaggerating the space which we occupy in the world's eye, do not appreciate the complications which rendered such a conspiracy impossible. They only look at the sudden right-about-face movement of the English Press and public, which is most readily accounted for on the conspiracy theory.

“So, like I’m Rock Hudson? I’m not sure that’s the answer.”

“Ah,” Lola smiles knowingly, “that’s all just a conspiracy theory. He enjoyed the ladies too.”