When he tried to take credit for her work, she glared and said, 'go screw yourself'.

When you arrive, please make yourself at home — there's coffee in the kitchen and you can use the guest room.

He leaned across the desk and said, "buy yourself a hat," as he slid the envelope toward the clerk.

Take care of yourself; I'll check on you tomorrow.

If it makes you feel better, keep telling yourself that, but don't be surprised when reality proves you wrong.

You can just heat the leftovers in the microwave—don't knock yourself out trying to make a gourmet meal.

At the housewarming, when the whiskey was set on the table, Mark nudged his friends and grinned, 'stab yourself and pass the dagger,' prompting everyone to take a sip and hand the bottle along.

I'm not going to lend you my headphones because you touch yourself at night.

When you hire a professional mechanic, don't keep a dog and bark yourself; let them handle the repairs.

When my assistant offered to handle the client call, I thought, 'why keep a dog and bark yourself'—there was no point in doing what I'd already delegated.