Alternative form of you pays your money and you takes your chances

(often humorous) Whatever you say you wish for I will treat as a command and do straight away.

(idiomatic, colloquial, derogatory) Used after stating something surprising or undesired, to emphasize its truth. Also used after refuting an argument. Sometimes an adjective is inserted before pipe.

Alternative form of put that in your pipe and smoke it

Alternative form of what's your phone number?

A phrase used to request something, for example if a statement was not heard. / A phrase used to express an apology for an action.

(slang, idiomatic, humorous) Used to reserve the right to chat up an attractive woman who is with an unattractive woman.

(humorous) A statement that not only will the person being addressed be punished but their conspirators will also.

(games) A young children's game in which someone simulates stealing the victim's nose from their face and demonstrates this by showing their own thumb protruding between the index and middle fingers.

Alternative form of none of your beeswax