When I saw the dent in my car after parking in front of the store, I muttered, 'you've got to be kidding me.'

I love living in the city, but don't get me wrong, I sometimes miss the quiet of the countryside.

I can't believe you just told me about the meeting—now you tell me!

When he claimed he could run a marathon without training, I laughed and said, 'tell me another one'.

I promise, so help me Bob, I'll finish this project by Friday.

I promise, so help me tater, I'll never betray you.

When the storm suddenly cleared and the sun reappeared, I couldn't help but mutter, "O me of little faith," and laugh at my own worrying.

You expect me to sit quietly at a party? have you met me?

Standing at the bow as the fog closed in, he muttered, 'oh me of little faith,' and tied another knot.

I swear, so help me tatur, I had no part in the scheme.