You left the front door wide open again—were you born in a tent?

Faced with the choice of hiring a rookie or keeping the problematic veteran, I told myself that better the devil you know and gave the veteran another chance.

To achieve lasting results, heed the proverb: start from where you are and take realistic, steady steps forward.

After she asked where the break room was on her third day, someone muttered, "you must be new here."

When the project failed despite our best efforts, he just shrugged and muttered, 'life's a bitch and then you die.'

Our coach always reminded us, if at first you don't succeed, to keep practicing until we improved.

When I heard that the mayor had accidentally locked himself out of City Hall during a ribbon-cutting, you couldn't make it up.

When we met at the party, I couldn't help but ask, do you have a girlfriend?

At the festival, she proudly wore a see you Jimmy hat that made everyone laugh.

Fuck you very much, I didn't ask for your opinion.