Men of my group are either married or, as S.P. would say, ‘light in the loafers.’ Homosexuals, you'd call them.

Running on too lean a fuel-air mixture will cause, among other problems, your internal combustion engine to heat up too much.

Another Karadeniz cross led to Cudicini's first save of the night, with the Spurs keeper making up for a weak punch by brilliantly pushing away Christian Noboa's snap-shot. Two more top-class stops followed quickly afterwards, first from Natcho's rasping shot which was heading into the top corner, and then to deny Ryazantsev at his near post.

I wore a long dressing gown of palish purple spattered with gold flowers and beneath it a green waistcoat, also begolded, and on my head a fantastic headdress of red and gold; also white trousers; …