Then she tossed her red, curly mane and rewrapped her infinity scarf around her neck before picking up the box of muffins and her coffee.

Gee whiz, did [Scott Adams] use every single strategy we've mentioned, like a grifter Voltron: He combined semantics, diversion, and just batshit fantasy into an entire day of tweets.

Old men frequently marry young girls, but then the portion is high and the ménage à trois common.

Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears thus strong, Made senseless things begin to do them wrong; For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch; Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all things catch.