Because theists are forgiven by the Sky Fairy. So they can be as bad as they wanna be.

The quillons may be either straight (fig. 109) — that is, disposed at right angles — or curved (fig. 107).

The Welcome Wagon lady, sixty if she was a day but working at youth and vivacity (ginger hair, red lips, a sunshine-yellow dress), twinkled her eyes

[I]n speaking theologically and impersonally, i. e. of Psilanthropism and Theanthropism as schemes of belief, without reference to individuals, who profess either the one or the other, it will be absurd to use a different language as long as it is the dictate of common sense, that two opposites can not properly be called by the same name.