I don't believe I've ever known a woman named 'Whitney', I said, trying not to look too deeply into her bright blue eyes. Or, hell, even a man for that matter. You've never heard of Whitney Houston? Who's that? I said, realizing that I had never gotten really serious about a woman with blue eyes.

After leaving the usual bumper crop of zucchini on the neighbor's doorstep, she crept away.

Whoever from the preceding iconism, by percontation, deambulation, perscuitation or otherwise, shall give intelligence of the nonpareil, and will apport or communicate the same to me, shall become reciprocal of a remuneration adequate to the emolument from John Hopkinson. An advertisement of a lost mare from the American Herald of Liberty newspaper cited as a “farrago of turgid bombast”.

Jesus teaches vegetarianism. Epiphanius describes the Ebionites as vegetarians, and in the Recognitions and Homilies vegetarianism is strongly connected to the rejection of animal sacrifice and is required of all the followers of Jesus. When Epiphanius questions a Jewish Christian as to why he was a vegetarian, the Jewish Christian responds simply: “Christ revealed it to me” (Panarion 30.18.9).