According to Donald Trump we live in an era of fake news where his alternative facts should be swallowed whole, and without scrutiny.

[…]perſons who, though they may have retired from buſineſs, ſhall have, at ſome time, for the ſpace of five years together, carried on, or been occupied in ſuch trade, manufacture, art or profeſſion, within the Borough, or ſhall be heritors, or the huſbands of heritrixes holding property within the Borough, in manner herein after mentioned:[…]

Dr. Kurt Urban, most shocked man in the world, on roof of Mt. Generoso lightningproof cabin.

There has been a 5 permyriad rise in the price of that commodity.