Talkin' 'bout your flipchild, he buckwild; talkin' 'bout your stepchild, he buckwild.

And there’s the Lenten lily That has not long to stay And dies on Easter day.

I've shanked across the Old Man Plain, after busting up a cheque, And whipped the cat once more again, though I haven't met it yet.

The rout started after four minutes when Chelsea were caught napping by Kevin De Bruyne's quick free-kick which left Raheem Sterling to fire in at the far post before Aguero, who had already missed an open goal, curled a magnificent right-foot finish past the stretching Kepa Arrizabalaga from 25 yards.