And since the spring of 1995, no game of telephone has ended without some Simpsons-loving smart-ass dropping “purple monkey dishwasher” into the chain.

There was once upon a time a king, who had a daughter, and she was such an awful story-teller, that you couldn't find a greater anywhere.

He speaks well of Andrews' Helix Underfeeder, by which the fire is always fed from below.

Politics should be a cradle-to-grave calling: anything else is mere distraction.