Using the recently developed method of nasosorption with synthetic adsorptive matrices (SAM), a series of samples were taken.

Scare me up some gargle, will you?

Needless to say such improbable calumnies will not pass unnoticed by Messrs Sue, Grabbitt and Runne, who have been instructed to use the limits of the law to bring to heel the rumour-mongers and muck-rakers.

They can even hear me yawn, what with these paper walls.