[…] the self-acknowledged stereotype of the audaxer as a socially awkward middle-aged man, […] carefully avoiding eye contact as a volunteer serves him his cup of tea and plate of baked beans in one of the draughty village halls that typically host audax controls.

[…] a retainer element attachedly engaging said retainer end and captively and rotatably retaining said busing member […]

Zeus wants to serve you all with the same sauce and hurl the lot of you into the Barathrum.

Measures are pursuing to prevent or mitigate the usual consequences of such outrages, and with the hope of their succeeding at least to avert general hostility.