[…] a particular friend of ours, and a funny, queer-notioned old boy […]

Alas, I had rather be set quick i' the earth, / And bowled to death with turnips.

You may be able to barter for some of the items you need at the local market.

But more than just a how-to, we wrote the Geek Mom book to encourage mothers and geeklings to be proud of their true selves.