Netsurfers can visit the Pentax University, with its history of the company and a list of photo tips, subscribe to either of two Pentax mailing lists, or consult the online explanation of the company's warranty policy...

Try not to nick yourself or rub too much of that greasy kid's stuff in your hair as you comb through these hair teasers.

...all the components of an insurance claim form can be sent paperlessly from one location to another.

Despite the new gadgetry, these journalists are actually rediscovering telegraphese — the clipped (ideally witty) style that flourished because of word limits imposed by an earlier technology, the telegraph.