The new wrap is short on words and seems to exist primarily to create a front-page ad space (all the rage now) and to tie the mediacentric front of the newspaper to its back, where real estate is now treated as other tabloids treat sports.

Why did these knob-ends so much want us to fail?

He ſpide lamenting her unlucky ſtrife,

[…] the approbative shouts of his half-intoxicated auditors filled his simple soul with delight and pride.