Aarfy […] tried to dissuade them from ever putting out for anyone but their husbands.

build the module out-of-tree

He had a go at the restaurant business and made a fairly decent fist of it.

I have found holding all doors open solves much of this problem, as late boarders can enter the rear and tag in rather than wait the time it takes to get to the front, particularly if the bus shelter or some other obstacle hinders vision and boarding.