The good part is, teenagers aren't smart enough to be subtle. Play your cards right, and you can be the snookerer rather than the snookered!

Elections officials [in California] have approximately one month (28 days for presidential electors and 30 days for all other contests) to complete their extensive tallying, auditing, and certification work (known as the ‘official canvass’). Most notably, voting by mail has increased significantly in recent years and many vote-by-mail ballots arrive on, or up to three days after, Election Day (vote-by-mail ballots postmarked on or before Election Day and received by the county elections official no later than three days after the election are included in the canvass).

I turned it on Eileen and threw in a couple of my normal nags about her driving.

These curves represent approximate insertion conditions for lunar impact trajectories designed to intersect the center of the moon (dead-center hit).