Simon, who is 64 and the only self-identified transgay man of the interviewees, explained that growing up, I hated girly clothes all along. I never wanted to show my body or wear a dress. I never dated at all ... it does make you feel different. When I came out as a lesbian, I was already divorced ... my sexual sensation had already increased ... what I discovered is that I was gay.

He's gone to the toilet for a Jodrell.

Never quite got covered up, but stood in the doorway to the green room with the lip feathering over my shoulders several times

There are, no doubt, other bee-keeping nightmares of this ilk, but his term of opprobrium for honey-dew is very opprobriate.