In a much-anticipated radio broadcast the Duke of Edinburgh said last night that Britain will be a grim place in the year 2000 ….

On the field, Aindrias charged down the barrier towards his opponent, their lances shattering as each made contact with their gritted grand guards.

A canal packet-boat leaves here daily at 9 o'clock for Whitehall, and runs through in about 22 hours.

Nutpicking has gotten easy over the last few years–just check out the Twitter feeds of Teanderthal Members of Congress.