The Trans-Vista 2000 offers Mosler options like upsend capability, automatic carrier return and fast, accurate customer identification.

Solitary Calgarian VanGaalen strikes me as a chap who spends a lot of time analyzing his own every move, so I got the sense he'd purposefully stacked his set list on this night to cue up monstrously heavy (and totally awesome) local sludgemakers Quest for Fire, the act next on the bill.

The phased programme will run from 1 to 23 February, with semaphore signals replaced with modern colour lights.

Get his morphine intravenous started stat!