Inspired by a Sazerac, here's a superboozy, herbal-Scotchy drink that'll relax your shoulders, loosen your tongue, and clear your mind . . . basically, everything you need a stiff drink to do.

Till you ſhall bid this ſad, world weary ſpirit, / To peaceful regions wing her weary flight.

Above all, however, we would like to think that there is more to be decided, after the engines and after the humans have had their says.

And because you care, you’ve automatically classified yourself as a railfan (alias railroad enthusiast, train-watcher, ferroequinologist).