The hypothesis that women generally perceive sexually harassive conduct in the workplace to be unacceptable is clearly supported by these results.

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What is also required of eggcorns is phonetic closeness -- they should do better than electrocution for elocution or allegory for alligator. This is something they have in common with mondegreens, but the similarity ends there. Mondegreens are errors of perception, not of production, and they are related to specific auditory material: […]

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