No self-respecting vampire would choose to ride around in that hippiemobile. Especially one with a license plate reading “FLWRPWR.”

'Twas he who rear'd the roe-deer's brood, And the young bristler of the wood ;

I heard last night that a what-do-you-call it?—claimant?—has arrived who says Pat Wayne is his illegitimate father.

Little Miss Smartyboots is too clever by half.