The match proved an unedifying spectacle until Spurs won a corner following their first move of real quality, John Mensah making an important block with Jermain Defoe poised to strike.

Lately, there's been this contagious idea that I resemble a hungry, murdery girl ghost from a Japanese horror movie, so Jenny came to school in blue lipstick and white powder. To mock me.

You keep Max from destroying you and your family. Which is what he’s after, believe me.

Toto doesn’t sell its washlets in big-box stores like Home Depot, preferring the showroom experience instead.