Rather than fight these Burberried geniuses, large numbers of average investors decided to join them by putting their serious money into mutual funds.

We bought a herd of 200 cows and did a 50/50 share-milking deal with a local farmer.

And why oh why is it always bloody fulmars following us about? Have they got nothing better to do, these silly lickspittle fulmars, than to ape every petty twist and turn of our hollow peregrinations? I'm sick of fulmars.

Have I not been Thy pupil long? Hast thou not learn'd me how To make perfumes?