[…] yet I cannot help thinking some allusion may be made to the “Chapel of the Grune,” which in the older maps of Cumberland is marked as existing on the point of land on the western coast running into the æstuary of the Wampool, not far from Skinbumess, which forms part of Allerdale ward, below Derwent, but its history I have in vain searched for in various topographical works.

Rain or humidity could mess up your ’do, so you’ve got to keep a hairdresser close by!

I woulde the not a nipfarthinge, / nor yet a niggarde haue, / Wilte thou therefore, a drunkard be, / a dingthrifte, and a knaue?

The underattendance of boys at high schools was a cause of regular lament by all, including girl students who were left without escorts after school social functions.