Erotylidae. (The Pleasing Fungus Beetle.)

I call these mossy balls Jökla-mýs, literally glacier mice, and you will have noted, Sir, that rolling stones can gather moss.

He was full of inkhorn words going so far as to call grog shops zythepsaries, which seemed several syllables too long to be uttered by any I had ever met within such places […]

Now, I'm not a morning person, but at least it doesn't take me 2 hours or more to get the k!dz rustled out of bed in the morning and all the kinderspullen packed, so I can make a 7:30am flight.