What I think they should do is cut that ridiculous 4th (!!!) hour of 'The Today Show' and put Leno on during the daytime. Put him up DIRECTLY against that idiotfest known as 'The View'.

A lot of people ship Stucky, and they ship it hard.

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Remove the shrimp from the marinade and set them on a cutting board. Using a sharp, thin knife, cut each shrimp in half lengthwise, working from head to tail. Stick each halved shrimp onto the end of a cocktail fork.