Marty McFly: Wait a minute. If I drive straight towards the screen, I'll crash into those Indians. Dr. Emmett Doc Brown: Marty, you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally. You'll instantly be transported to 1885 and those Indians won't even be there.

He makes his qin students take calligraphy with him, and calligraphy and painting students play the qin.

Devilish heads, five cubits in bigness from brow to chin, were carven in high relief along the five other walls: thirteen heads in all, very deformed and uglisome, laying out their tongues; and on the end of each tongue was stood a lamp brightly burning, and the eyes of the great faces were looking-glasses nicely cut up with facets to throw back the rays of the lamps, so that the whole banquet-room was lit with a brilliance of lamplight.

Even though I still love Allisaac and Scira, I still think Scallison is the #1.