However, the beaches have, no doubt, recovered and been made physically more resilient through the upgrading of beaches and biobelts.

Churchill may, however, simply have been seven decades ahead of his time: new research has revealed that climatic conditions may be suitable for the black-veined white to fly in Britain once again.

And it gets worse. Barcelona will have to pay even more if he is fired in the interim. Last week, TV3 reported that a high severance payment - amounting to a total of about 12m euros - is on the table.

Show your knave's visage, with a pox to you. Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour.