When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. That is my personal motto, and it has made me what I am today.

His friend, Mr. Smith, thought that a sorry farmer on a sorry farm is a sorry sight. Bill hardly attained that level of sorriness.

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A man who uses his balmorals to tread on your toes with much frequency and an unmistakeable emphasis may prove a fast friend in adversity, but meanwhile your adversity has not arrived and your toes are tender.