Frenzied Directioners across the British Isles are set to go into overdrive as tickets for One Direction's eagerly anticipated UK and Ireland arena tour dates go on sale this morning at 9am.

My lord, Now fear is from me, I'll speak troth. Lord Cloten, Upon my lady’s missing, came to me With his sword drawn; foam’d at the mouth, and swore, If I discover’d not which way she was gone, It was my instant death.

Americans used to call these storms “dusters,” but as a sign of increasing globalization, most news outlets now call them by their Gulf Arabic name haboob. […] In Blackwell, Oklahoma 21, 2012, a haboob with a storm front two miles across closed the town and stopped all traffic on I-35 while causing about half a million dollars in damage.

The squire, perhaps, did not understand this good advice, as it was delivered in obscure hints, shrugs, and notes of admiration […]